Lyrics
Woke up in the bushes
Cotton mouth from kush and
Beer bongs, Gatorade, and Everclear
Lost my keys and wallet
But phone’s still in my pocket
Tell me how the hell did I end up here
Got a bunch of texts from
Friends I never met uh
Saying “you were lit!” and the life of the party
What’s this pic of me with
Lipstick on my cheek
Holding onto a drag queen riding off on a Harley
Man that’s gnarly
Please somebody help me
Piece it all together
From what I can remember
I met a guy named Heather
Think we had a good time
Still can taste the whiskey
Might’ve had a quickie
That’s where it gets iffy
So, tell me about last night
Somebody
Tell me about last night
Called my buddy Cooper
Got me with his cruiser
Struggle bus and stupor
Need some hair of the dog
Sipping Bloody Mary’s
Fight off the Sunday Scaries
Serving hot mess couture
‘Cause last night we were gods
Man I was sauced
Please somebody help me
Piece it all together
From what I can remember
I met a guy named Trevor
Think we had a good time
Still can taste the whiskey
Might’ve had a quickie
That’s where it gets iffy
So, tell me about last night
Somebody
Tell me about last night
C’mon now
Tell me about last night
Stamps on my hand
From bars I disgraced
Made friends with the can
But there’s a smile on my face
Glitter-based amnesia
Mixed with rail tequila
Did it dirrty like Christina
Still a little bit high
Can’t piece it all together
From what I can remember
I met a guy named Fletcher
Think we had a good time
Still can taste the whiskey
Might’ve had a quickie
That’s where it gets iffy
So, tell me about last night
Somebody
Tell me about last night
C’mon now
Tell me about last night
Somebody
Tell me about last night